The Dalai Lama has always secretly loved the shiny Bling Bling jetset ever since he stumbled upon a reality tv episode with Kim Kardashian.

“The issue was: how to pivot with my current business model … How do I go from rice to Rolex? So I asked Kim. Yeah I call her by her first name … why ?“.

Rumor has it that he will be in Ibiza next summer.